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The First Rule To Threesome Club

Posted: Dec 31 2015

Threesomes How to Play it the Right Way Introduction

The first rule of the threesome club is: You do not talk about threesome club. The second rule of threesome club is: you do not talk about threesome club. Third rule of threesome club is: no shirts, no shoes. Oh, I’m just kidding; except for the third rule – threesomes work best with no clothes. But there are a few other rules to threesomes, just as there is in any exclusive club. These are rules that – if you’re planning on a threesome and have been since your horny teenage years – will ensure that all three of you have the time of your life, a la Dirty Dancing, but a lot dirtier. And nobody will be left in the corner.

If you’re entering into a threesome with a woman you are involved with, you and she need to have a very serious talk about expectations and limits. It’s important that everyone’s limits are respected in a threesome situation, but the takeaway rule here is that you should always give the woman you are in a relationship with more attention. Don’t ignore the other woman, of course, but don’t make her your priority either.

A threesome is sex between three people, and this can be a difficult dance to perfect. So, another rule is to be as giving as you can. If the two women you are with start to neglect you, don’t get mad! You are in possibly the most fortunate situation of your life, so there’s nothing to be mad about! In a threesome you are going to have to forget your feelings a bit and just be as generous with your mouth and hands as you can. Threesomes are a cycle, so what goes around definitely comes around! You give what you get!

When you do find yourself watching your two partners pleasure each other, don’t just sit there! Find something to do; caress their breasts, thighs, vaginas. Kiss their backs or necks or perform oral sex if that’s a go. You can also always go with masturbation, and believe me – they will notice.

Now for the big one – penetration. It can be murky territory when it comes to a threesome. Penetration is an act between two people, and naturally one person will be left out. Avoid any discomfort for anyone involved by making sure, first and foremost, that the time is right for penetration. If it is, then make sure to include the third party by talking, kissing, touching or making eye contact with her as you have sex. It’s important to note here that in this gauntlet of indescribable pleasure, you may climax quicker than you normally would. Make sure you pace yourself and bring your mind back to cricket – or whatever it is that helps you to keep from reaching orgasm before you want to!

Safety is one of the most important things in sex, including in a threesome. Have a very serious talk with your potential partners about STD’s and then when in the swing of things try to only use a designated hand on each woman. Also, and this goes without saying, don’t forget the condoms.

The last rule is to remember, as you’re lying around on post-coital cloud nine, that this is not a relationship. The third person should not sleep over, even if it seems like a good option to keep the party going. Drawing out the inevitable will only make things more complicated in the end. This is about fun, but you need to keep the relationship clearly defined to help avoid complications and/or hurt feelings. Also, reassure your partner that while you may have been turned on by another woman, she’s your numero one. After all, if she’s happy then there may be more threesome escapades in your future!

Threesomes How to Play it the Right Way Conclusion

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