Fascinating Sex Facts Continue
Posted: Jul 29 2015
I often manage to retain a lot of information that may seem meaningless, but actually can be useful. Case in point, my writings here for you people. I personally think that facts are for sharing, and sex facts are definitely more enjoyable when shared with others. So settle back and let me thrill you will all the things about sex you never knew you needed to know!
Ladies Getting Laid
Apparently, 46 percent of women would rather give up sex for two weeks than to give up the internet for the same amount of time. For real. I guess the fact that I’m sitting at my computer doing this while simultaneously reading the articles on the internet instead of having sex is really proof positive that I’m neither a multi-tasker or willing to give up the internet for 2 weeks. Sex fact proven!
If you want to have a mind-blowing orgasm it doesn’t involve horny goat weed or some kind of crazy native ritual, all you have to do is have zero sexual activity for 3 weeks. This is how long it takes for testosterone levels to peak and give your libido a boost. But you may lose a few friends by humping their legs before it’s all over.
You have about the same chance of getting murdered in New York City this year as you do dying from autoerotic asphyxiation. I don’t really have anything witty to add to that.
The Best Lover in the World
If you want to find an expert in the art of lovemaking, then go a little vacation to Brazil, Spain or Italy. The worst lovers were apparently German because they were “smelly”. The English are considered lazy in the sack and Swedes were minutemen. Americans landed somewhere firmly in the middle of the pack. The only one of those that surprises me is the Swedes. You’d think they’d take their time and generate some heat since it’s so cold up there. But who am I to argue with sex facts?
Update Your Status
What do you do after sex? Cuddle? Watch YouTube videos? Well, if you’re under 35 there’s a good chance you’ll be updating your Facebook status or tweeting post coitus. That adds a whole new dimension to social media for me. Now I’m just going to think about all my Facebook friends liking my kitten post while naked. These sex facts sure do make reality hard sometimes. No pun intended.
Big Spoon, Little Spoon
If you’re in a woman in a relationship you should thank your partner for helping you get your beauty sleep. Research has found that women in relationships spend more time with the Sandman than single women. I guess this is regardless of snoring.
According to surveys, women have sex 17 percent more often than men. I would find this surprising, but I guess it just goes to show that for women, sex is like a buffet. Girl power sex fact!
Pump it Up
Men and women do match up on one statistic: how satisfied they are with their sex lives. Only one in three men and women are totally satisfied. You know what this means, don’t you? You need to read more Joy Sex Toys Online. Don’t argue with the sex fact guru, here.